Due to laziness and the bounty of good content from other players coming after tournaments, I’ve avoided posting/writing/whatevering anything when I’ve gotten home. After others dashed to the keyboard just hours after North Kai, I was going to avoid writing anything for this one, too. But in my exhausted state I told Nick Glas(s)er I’d let him ghost write an article for me. I came to my senses when I got home and realized I didn’t want a stand-up comedian that’s known me since I was 16 to put words in my mouth on the internet. Especially since everyone thinks